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Hey there, my name is Zee, and in the event of an emergency, make sure to stop at the concession stand on your way out, because it's going to be a bumpy ride, folks.

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lutfifadlan said: Are you a writer ?

neil-gaiman:

Mostly I’m a should be writing more-er.

maria-tries:

sometimes even the supersoldiers need to recharge their batteries

maria-tries:

sometimes even the supersoldiers need to recharge their batteries

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

faketima:

FLOCKA OUT HERE BEATING THE PRESIDENT AND STEVE JOBS BYE

wingedcorgi:

Bucky getting excited about technology (and pissing off the Starks) 1943-2014.

onorobo:

Sergeant Barnes original costume redesign.

onorobo:

Sergeant Barnes original costume redesign.

rainnecassidy said: headcanon: Bucky Barnes + Bucky Bears

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

Bucky doesn’t see the big fuss, really. They didn’t even get the costume right. As if he’d wear little sky-blue booty shorts in war with tights and thigh-high boots. 

"I think they’re cute," Steve says, smiling as he picked one off of the stand. 

"Don’t buy that." Bucky says, snatching it out of his hand. Steve just picks up another one. 

"You used to collect Captain America comic books back in the day," Steve points out. 

"That’s different." Bucky sniffs. "Those were a riot. This is character assassination.” 

Steve laughs. “Maybe if we gave him a little bottle of bourbon and a tiny sniper rifle?” 

He finds one on Natasha’s bed. 

"I can explain." She says, walking in to find him staring at it. He turns to look at her and she grins. "Actually, there’s nothing to explain. I’ve just always wanted to say that." 

"I feel like you’re stepping out on me," Bucky says, picking up the bear. It even smells like Natasha, like it had been snuggled against her neck night after night while Bucky was mucking through the swamps of Panatal. He was jealous. 

"That’s such an adorable accusation I’m not even going to get angry at you," Natasha says, plugging in her hair straightener and fixing her makeup in the mirror as it heats up. 

Bucky squeezes the bear as hard as he can, making its little glass eyes bug out of the domino mask. 

"Uh huh," Sam says unsympathetically, slurping on his three berry smoothie. "Yeah talk to me when Falcon Bear gets so popular that Natasha cuddles one to sleep every night. Then I’ll cry with you." 

"That would be weird, though." Bucky says, stirring his own strawberry banana smoothie. "A bear with wings?"

"A Falcon bear." 

"But it would be a bear, but also a bird?"

"No, it would be a bear in a Falcon suit-" Sam smacked Bucky on the arm as Bucky started cracking up.

 For Christmas, Bucky buys a plain bear and digs out an old leather jacket of his that had gotten torn up on a mission. Painstakingly, he sews a little leather Falcon harness, complete with a full set of wings painted silver. And little goggles to boot.

It looks so good that he makes a little Black Widow bear too, choosing a bear with reddish-colored fur and scouring the internet for weeks to find an hourglass charm he can make into the belt buckle. 

Captain America already had a bear, though it had never attained the popularity of Bucky Bear. So Bucky makes a Steve bear. Complete with a gingham shirt tucked into khaki pants, and an artfully rumpled trench coat. In one paw it held a falsified army recruitment form. 

"Wow, that’s so thoughtful," Clint says, when he saw them. "Way to blow all of us out of the water forever, you douchebag." 

"Oh these aren’t gifts," Bucky says lightly, packing them in boxes. "These are revenge.

Falcon, Black Widow and preserum Steve Rogers bears hit the stores a month before Christmas, and quickly become the best selling toys of 2014, quickly outstripping the classic Bucky Bear, who most modern children could no longer associate with The Avengers. 

"Really?" Steve demands, "A falsified army recruitment form?" 

"I think it’s cute," Bucky laughs, eyeing the shelves and shelves of bears. "A riot.” 

avengersageofultron said: [smashes through your metaphorical door] but have you considered TEENAGE AVENGERS

subbastianstan:

[sweeps the smashed pieces of my metaphorical door aside]

TEENAGE NATASHA KNOWING EVERYTHING HAPPENING AROUND HER SCHOOL AND USING THAT KNOWLEDGE TO ALLY HERSELF WITH THE GENIUSES AND THE KIDS WITH PROTECTION FROM POWERFUL GOVERNMENTAL BODIES

TEENAGE STEVE GETTING PICKED ON BECAUSE HE’S A QUEER, LIBERAL, ARTISTIC AND FASHION FORWARD RAMBUNCTIOUS BOY AND BUCKY, HIS EQUALLY AS QUEER AND LIBERAL BOYFRIEND, HAVING HIS BACK

TEENAGE THOR BEING THE RUGBY STAR AND TEENAGE JANE AS CAPTAIN OF THE SCHOOL’S SCIENCE CLUB SWEARING THAT SHE’S NOT GOT THE HOTS FOR HIM BUT SPOILERS, THEY MADE OUT IN THE LIBRARY LAST WEEK AND THEY’RE GOING TO SENIOR PROM TOGETHER

TEENAGE TONY BEING BOTH THE BLISS AND BANE OF THE ROBOTICS TEAM WITH HIS AMAZING INVENTIONS AND THE DISASTROUS ONES THAT END UP COSTING THE SCHOOL THOUSANDS IN REPARATION FEES

TEENAGE BRUCE SMOKING BEHIND THE SCHOOL WITH THE ‘BAD KIDS’ BUT BEING CHILL WHEN PEOPLE MESS WITH HIS CALM, SCIENTIFIC VIBES

TEENAGE CLINT PASSED OUT IN AN ENGLISH CLASSROOM SURROUNDED BY AT LEAST FIFTEEN PIZZA BOXES

AND TEENAGE LOKI BRINGING THE SCHOOL’S FORENSICS TEAM TO NATIONAL FINALS WITH HIS CLEVER TONGUE AND WISE LIES, BUT “SECRETLY” BANGING EVERYONE WITHIN SPITTING DISTANCE